මෙන්න එහෙනම් Funny msg සෙට් එකක්ම.මේ මැසේජ් සෙට් එකම මට හම්බවුනේ මගේ යලුවෙක්ගෙන් මුලින්ම එයාට ස්තුති වන්න වෙනවා. මේවා ටිකක් පරනයි අලුත් msg ටිකක්
හම්බවුනොත් දාන්නම් හොදේ....
මෙන්න එහෙනම් බලාගන්නකෝ....
Kukula redi da?
Redi Boss
Eluwa redida?
Redi Boss
Malu redida?
Redi Boss
Harka redida?
Redi Boss
Miharaka redida?
Na Boss,
eeka SMS balanawa Boss
T I T A N I C
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Me oba dakinne titanic nawai.eya gili gos adata wasara 100k wei.ehidi miya giya adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha obage phone eka ada dina rathri 9.00 sita 01.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna!
JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUA : Should have passed O/L
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka..
Meka kiwwata oya mn gana waradiyata hithanne na neda? Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi apu a suwada kawada wath mata amataka wen na.amataka karannat ba.Oya mn lagin yaddi mata ewasa gannama bari una. Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila vada ekak gattha.
Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..
hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,
oyage edum glawala,
eduma wisik karala
oya diha asawen kedarakamin
kela peragena balagena inne
oyagen ena suwadai..
oyawa diwe gewenakota
mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...
ita passe mama oyawa atha gala
oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka
oyawa thalala thalala
oyawa urala urala
oyawa hapala hapala
pumbanawa...
CENTER SHOCK
chewing-gum........
maaaaaara shock eka
Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta rattharan. Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna. Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyen adareta. Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokda dannawada
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Dan hariyata rata HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.
Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi.
Thota one mawa kannane ithin kapiya, kapiya itin mawa huragenama kapiya
uba dan naha mama kawuda kiyala
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mama ''MURUNGA"
hi hii hiii
Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.
Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!
Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.
Gedarin monawa kiwwath
api bandimu..
loku wiyadam nathuwa
chamwa karamu..
api lassana punchi
kuduwak hadamu..
eka api eliya karamu..
api punchi pataw 3k 4k
hadamu..
Oya kamathie neda..?
muladi Kawuru bannath,
passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!
Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.
A mokada dannawada?
Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.
Boy-ohoma tikak thiyan inna.
Girl-ane mata bayai kawru hari dekkoth mama iwarai.
Boy-ohoma inna mama ikmanata karannam.
Girl-hari hari dan athi.
Boy- Mepara mama pass weiy. Oya mata exam paper eka pennuwata thanks raththaran.
Try diz ........Its interestin
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in a paper
dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?
Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna ,
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam,
oya kalabala wenna epa,
oya me gena dhena gannama oni
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha
Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
#GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He he
Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala....
Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .
Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!
if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !
Eka rosa patai.
A wagema lassanai.
Eka diwa ganakota puduma
saneepayak danenawa.
Amuthuma rasak.
A nisama godak wela
man eka diwen lewakanawa.
A rasatanam mama thamath
asai. Eda man puduma sathutak
winde. hamotama horen
aththamai...
CARGILS MAGIC
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..
"JOLIMA THAMA"
oya meka kiyouvoth gona
oya meka katahari yauvoth modaya
oya meka delete karoth haraka
oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth buruva"
den mokada karanne?
Whn im walkng
infrnt of u,
im protect u.....
whn im bside u,
im there 4 u...
whn im bhind u,
im thinking...
PULLI GONA
ISSARAHIN
MAMA PITIPASSEN...!
SADA nathnam
AHASA lassana na.
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AMMA nathnam LOKAYA lassana na.
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ADARAYA nathnam JIWITHAYA lassana na.
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OYA nathnam......
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ZOO eka lassana na.
Mathakada eda api denna train eke giya
oya face eka eliyata dagena giya
mama paschath bage eliyata dagena giya
apiwa dakka hamoma api denna ekawage kiwwa!!
Ane thawa ekama
eka warak mata
oyage punchi detholata
lanwenne denawada?
Raata wageema udetath
oya detholata mawa lan
karagaththa hati mata
mathak wenawa....
"MAMA OYAGE
PARANA"
tooth brush eka..
Man jevath wela inna godak try kala.
Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha.
Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha..Meka mage nolebeema.
Man yanawa...Yannama yanawa..
Me Loken sadahatama yanawa..
Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wai.
Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe.Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadarayak unata.
Me mage husma yana welawa..Hemotama
Suba Anagathayak!!!
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(Mama V.Prabhakaran)
Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
naha....
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onna ohomalu
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???
Man meka oyage kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye..,
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane..aththatama kiyanawada mata
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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai??
Love is 'Trouser'
Friendship is 'jangi'..
Trouser irunath jangi nambuwa reka gannawa..
U r one of my jangies..
So pass this msg to all jangies
Oya,
Harima
Lassana,
Awanka,
Nihathamani,
Wedagath,
Keekaru,
Ahinsaka,
Yahapath,
Nirahankara,
Buddimath,
Seelachara,
Vineetha,
Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.
obatath 1k thiyenawa.
matath 1k thiyenawa.
obage amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1.
obage nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne.
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi.
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve.
Arnold Schwarzeneggerta diga 1k thiyenawa.
Machel J.pokesta kota 1k thiyenawa.
Madonata 1k nomatha.
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha.
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa.
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida aa kata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala....
ow aththatama..
a obe WASAGAMA
Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??
Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.
Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.
Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.
Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.
Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?
Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???
oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5
dannawada?
1.ai late?
2.mokatada oyata salli?
3.ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?
4.ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?
5.ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?
Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?
Nikamata Hithanna, ENGLAND wala Ipaduna GERMAN Jathika kollek
eyage AUSTRALIA wala Ipadunu CANADIAN girlfriend ekka NEW SEALAND wala JAPAN car ekaka yaddi accident wenawa.
Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN Hospital ekakadi. Me denna sanipa unata passe yanne THAILAND..
man dannawa mehema kiwwata oyata terenne ne dan mehema hitanna,
Me SMS eka Type Karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek nokia 4n ekakin. Meka Kiyawanne ETHIOPIAN look ekak Tiyena AFRICAN hali wandurek....
den mokada karanne?
Kunu Lorriya
.–.i”"”"”"”"”i
/ .-.| Kunu ä
‘-@- “”"”"@@”"”-
Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!
Kokatath Oya hangenna…
nattam yanagaman dagena yai…
Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mom:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..oya apuruwata hinawenne, kiyanna beri nisa…
Dannawada wadak, rajaya aluth nithiyak dala.lassana aya ratin pitu
wahal karanawalu. Oyatanam baya wenna deyak na.mata thamay prasne.dan
koheda man hangenne?
A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
Tc Bs.
Mata one oyath ekka hoda tharu 5 hotalayakata gihilla, hoda dinner 1k
aragena me lassanama lassana wachana 3 oyata kiyanna. " oya bila
gewanna "
Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.
Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.
-Beep-Beep-Beep-
Hello, Rawana speaking..?
Rawana: Yes. Who r U?
Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.
Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.
Boy- kohomada mage sinduwa?
Grl- aparade.oyata thibbe super star yanna.
Boy- echcharatama mage sinduwa lassanada? :D
Grl-na ithin, oya super star giyanam mata tv 1 nawaththalawath inna
tibba.dan ekath bane.
Girl’s LOVE…
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…
Oyage ahinsaka muna balagena oyata me aparade karanne kohomada mama..
Meka kale nathnam yaluwo mata hinawey.. Oyata poddak ridey.. Leth
tikak ey.. Mama tikak urannam..
mama,
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Maduruwa
Ela kiri machan,aniwa 2012 loke vinashe wenne nehe. E mokada
dannawada? Mama dekka ada kist jam bothalayaka 2014 di kal ikuth
wenawa kiyala dala thiyenawa. KIST MAMA BORU KIYANNE NEHEne
Gewi yana raththriye hama mohothakama obai mage jiwayai, pera digin
ena pun sanda dakiddi oba samaga gewu manaram raththriya so susumin
yuthuwa mathakayata ei, Oba mage shariraye thurulu nowu thanak
natha.,e hama mohothakama ma ha oba, oba ha ma badee sitiye mahath
senehasakini. Oba nathi kala widina duka gathata pamanak nowa
sithatada dane, Hiru kirana peradigin naga ena thuru mama sitinne boho
amaruweni, Ada raththriye mata suwa dimata oba maa laga natha, Magema
Adharaneeya.
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BED SHEET eka., magen wen u oba thamath... LONDARIYEYE..!
Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo. Eka mathak
wenakotath pudumai. Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya. Mama
hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne. Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada
Adarei
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"PEARS BABY" Maw senehase susinidu pahasa. Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…
..<:>< ...<:>< ..<:>< me magic maluwo pinanawa balanna onenam
obe mobil eke screen ekata wathura danna. Budu Saranai, God bless u.
Mata me deya kiyanna wena yaluwek na ekai man oyata kiyanne. Eya math
ekka ahinsaka widihata hinaha wela bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo
una. Eya lagin apu suwada mata kawadawatma amataka wennati wei. Mama
pissu watuna. Eya mage lagata awith kiyapu wachana 2,3 mata tamat
ahenawa wage
"WADE WADE,ISSO WADE"
Podi Kaledi Amma Kiwwa Yaluwela Nan Badinna Epa Kiyala. Iskoledi
Techer Kiwwa Yaluwela Ahu Unot Bandala Denawa Kiyala. Clz Ekedi Yaluwo
Kiwwa Yalu unot Badinnama Weyi kiyala. Eka Nisa Mama Badapu Kenek Ekka
Yalu Una. "EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA"
DUWA: achchiye anna rasthiyadu karayo tikak enawa paren me peththata.
ACHCHI: ane duwe ikmanata ge athulata palayan gihin dora wahaganin.
DUWA: achchi! achchi! Anna a athara (NAME) aiyath enawa.
ACHCHI: mage ammo hitapan duwe math athulata enakan. Oya balliwath getaganin.
Eya mata room 1 etulata aenna kiwwa. Man etulata giya. Haansi wenna
kiwwa. Man haansi una.itapasse eya eka etulata demma. Mata godak
riduna. Le yanawa wageth denuna. Eya magen ridenawada kiyala ahuwa.
Ridunath man ne kiwwa. Ita passe eya mata kiwwa. Dan yanna "DATHA
GALAWALA IWARAI" kiyala!!!
Saman: machan uba pawanita kemeththen neda hitiye?
Nimal: ow machan.
Saman: itin ban uba kellagen ehuwe nedda?
Nimal: ehuwa ban. Ehuwa.
Saman: itin kella mokada kiuwe, kemati kiuwada?
Nimal: ne ban. eya kiyanawa mama duppathlu.
Saman: itin ban ubata kiyanna tibunane ube ara sallikara maama gena.
Nimal: kiuwa ban.
Saman: itin mokada une?
Nimal: monawa wennada, Pawani den mage nanda.
Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda. Lankawe wishala ganga 12y. Podi
ganga 187i. Aela marga 10502y. Wishala wawu 27y. Podi wawu 934y. Diya
aeli 334y. Pokunu 8811y. Lin 233867y. Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara
wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?
Onna saththu podi gamanak yanna set una. Nade gura sinhaya. Gamana
yana saththunge nam list 1 keyawwa.
hawo."
